at least i know nobody’s using me for my looks
or for my money
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you want me to follow back? Let me go ask my mom. She said no
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if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence
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still not sure what exactly math is
It’s buying 72 watermelons while not admitting you have a problem
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son these grades are unacceptable
well maybe if you’d stop eating my fucking homework dad
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SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY
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i wrote a poem
whoa
I almost scrolled past this but it’s actually really fucking deep…
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